Something for the Drive Home

GRAND MASTER DANCE OFF!! DERN DERN DERN DA DA DA!!! FEEL THE MAGIC POWER!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

AHAHAHahahHAHAHAHA SOOO Funnee guys.. USE THIS JOKE TO BECOME A WINNER AND GET MORE MONEY olOLOLolOL 

Bart and NICK Are full of beans and pants. 

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Direct download: ftdh113.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:01am EDT

YEEAHAAHAHAHAH WAR TIME AND PIZZA!! 

Im not always party and adventure in the city... I think Im pretty balanced in that way.
I adore the country and the sea. I neeeeeeed it sometimes. Frolicking is quite an addictive habit. Refreshing too. The power of fresh air, whether it be salt or soil is amazing.

I love my down time, a good sauna, movie, home-cooked meal, reading, writing, phone calls to grandma (my queen), walks in the pretty park down the street, pillow forts and dog walking.
I get very excited when my friends ask me to dog sit for them. Travelling doesn't let me have a dog but I dearly love them.

I prefer summer over winter but winter has its perks. Fire places, lamb shanks and guys always look sexy in winter clothes.

Next year I plan to head to South America (where Im from) and take a look around, climb some mountains, play in waterfalls, eat amazing fruit and seafood, dance a lot, take photos, chill with some awesome animals, surf a bit, have some special moments and drink watery beer.

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Direct download: ftdh112.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:44am EDT

TO BE A SNEAKY PERSON LIKE A SPY MEANS YOU DON"T WATCH LAW AND ORDER EVER!!! Always stay behind the dangerous information and use your smoke powder and whisper spirits. YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATTER YOUR OWN HOUSE AND report back to yourself! If you can do this then you are surely a famous mastermind. 

BLESS THE VICTORY OF Tdawg and CHEFIATNAZ. While Nick is away there are fancy things afoot. Don't tell Nick about this shit! Let it surprise him like a beast from the dark! A joyful beast. 

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Direct download: ftdh111.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

OKAY GUYSZZ!! OOOKKAAAYYYY FUUUKCKCKCINNG!!! GET THIS SHIHIITHT! SPECIALL EPISDOEZZ HERE!! KEEP UR Lips tight shut super like a mad spy master oka. FUCKCKCKC! Stay silentz and magicalg like CUNNTZTZ okay. LIKE A SPY! Juz listen and enjoy the magic of the internet and do what what sound words say. OKAY!!! UFCKING

THIS IS THE ULTRA TDAWG EDITIONSZ!!! YEAH BROZ ANG HOTAZ!! THIS IS TH EFUCKING REAL DEAL!! 

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Direct download: ftdh110.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05am EDT

Important informations.

During yoga teacher training we all had a really good laugh when the only guy in our class of ten was like 'Wot's a queef?' with a genuinely bewildered expression. To be fair, he's British, and maybe it didnt quite translate.

A few days later he and I were working on our teaching and he was talking me through shoulder stand. For one moment, picture how amazing this is. I'm practicing yoga in Bali with a totally hot young Brit and I'm holding shoulderstand without a wobble. I'm so in the zen, it's unbelievable. In a word, life is perfect.

Then, on the way down when I'm dropping my toes down toward plow, I feel that sucking of air and allow myself the merest hint of panic. Surely the universe isn't that cruel. I continue to come fully out of shoulder stand...accompanied by the loudest queef you've ever heard.

I'm crushed. I turn bright red. Kyle looks stunned. There's a moment of silence - in honor of the death of my pride, I think.

"Did...did you just fart?"

"Noooooo."

I ended up explaining and dying laughing at the same time. Later, we discussed it in class and I think I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid it:

tl;dr - contract your abdominal and pelvic muscles the entire time you're in the pose. If that's too long, release it and breathe, but contract before coming out of the pose and come out slowly.

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Direct download: ftdh109.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

What you have to understand is that Russia is a very conservative country that never got around to a proper, linear sexual revolution with more things gradually becoming more acceptable. There also weren't any "waves" of feminism, as women were granted all rights and responsibilities right after the revolution and there wasn't the sort of gradual acceptance like there was in the West. Those things are related. Homosexuality was only decriminalized very recently, and taken off the list of mental illnesses very begrudgingly without much public debate around the issue. When the Soviet Union started falling apart, pretty much everything was instantly allowed, porn, prostitution, all at once were out in the open like a shock wave, so the sexuality of a typical Russian is a really weird thing.

You're expected to get married and have kids, the younger the better. There is a lot more involvement of your parents and grandparents in a traditional Russian family, many people even live with their parents after getting married and having kids, because realty is very expensive. At the same time, there is a sort of neurotic sexuality everywhere. Russians are very promiscuous. Infidelity is excepted, divorce is almost guaranteed. Sex is supposed to be that thing men do to women, too, which is a remnant of the former, more conservative times. Sex is somehow both a taboo humiliating act done to another person and a normal thing. You're expected to be sexually active, but at the same time, you're also shamed for it quite a lot. The image of any sexual deviation from a certain norm is pretty much a caricature. People confuse transsexuals, homosexuals and pedophiles, too. And this is in a country where you're not even supposed to look weird.

The prison culture also has a very strong influence. Lots of people, even educated people, know prison slang and basic laws and rules of prison life. One of those laws is that, basically, the guy who's at the end of the food chain is supposed to take it up the ass. That is a very shameful thing.

Then there is the concept of "tolerance" which is almost a swear word in the media. Basically, to distance us from the west, we are told that the West is on decline, because they allow various minorities more rights than "normal people", and they allow women too many rights, so their birth rates are down and they'll all be replaced with Arabs soon. Demographics is a very important issue here, because the population is aging and dying out. There is a derogatory term "tolerast" which is a combination of tolerant + pederast, that describes someone who would allow themselves to be dominated by all those "lesser" beings. The remnant of the idea of an outside enemy who wants to destroy mother Russia by making it weak is pretty strong, too, and a strong Russia is something people want. Then there is the issue that this is a poor country and people have a lot of bigger problems than simple social acceptance. Basically, if you can't afford to raise your children, you still have to live with your mom at 30, and your hospital has rats and no central heating, you don't have the capacity to worry about someone's feelings. Human rights activists are viewed as rich, sheltered fools like those people you might see on /r/TumblrInAction. There isn't much of an open discourse.

A whole series of laws appeared at approximately the same time, and I personally think they're a reaction to a strong forming opposition: any organization with foreign funding is supposed to register as a "Foreign agent", which does pretty much nothing, mostly affects charities and makes them seem like CIA spies; you may no longer "offend people's religious feelings", which was written specifically after the Pussy Riot thing; and then there's the law forbidding "propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia to minors" which was later changed to "denying traditional values". Basically, it's a pretty strong ideological attack on people who aren't happy with the current government. You don't like something? You're an American spy and you want to molest children and you also take it up the ass.

THis is from reddit okay. I NEVER STOLE IT!! I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE INTERNET xoxoxoxoox

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Direct download: ftdh108.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

But examples are not enough. You need to get your feet wet in the pool of plot points (I just awarded myself 10 cheesy metaphor points). Here’s how: on Thursday, I usually post the events of blockbuster movies from all genres. Click here for an find an archive of plot points. Take my list of plot points, and write down each plot point onto an index card.

Divide these index cards into columns so that the last card in every column is either a major turning point or an Act break. If you do this regularly, you should develop an intuition for screenplay structure that will make plotting your own screenplays and writing a script outline 10 times easier.

What do you think? If you were writing a TV movie based on Charlie Sheen, what would your script outline look like?

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Direct download: ftdh107.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

A GRAM OF SAUCE PLEASE SIR! 

OKAY THANKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

HANKYTZ

THAT IS A NICE NAME MAN> ARE YOU FAMOUS?

YES I AM I AM A SONG PRINCE

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC

NO I NEED IT

OKAY NO

SURE

FUCCCK IT WILL

NAHAHAHAHA

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Direct download: ftdh106.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:25am EDT

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE! 

  1. In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes.
  2. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C).
  3. In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat.
  4. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes.
  5. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK
  6. Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts. 
  7. DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 
Direct download: ftdh105.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:12pm EDT

- USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base.
- Starfleet Base.

  
- We sent you a transmission, did you receive?
- Kelvin, you double-check those readings? We did heaps of shits in teh warp driv

  
Our gravitational sensors are going crazy here. You should see this. my boner is more powerful than eveaz

  
It looks like a lightning storm. i iz gonna electricute that box lolololol

  
What you've sent us doesn't seem possible.

  
Yes ma'am, I understand, that's why we sent it.

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Direct download: ftdh104.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

GOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOSE MAGIC!! THE MAGIC OF A GOOSE !!! TO LAY THE EGG!! TO SING THE SONG!! TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN AND FLY IN THE SKY!!! GOOOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOOOSE MAGIC!! GOOOOSE DANCING!!! CHOOSE YOUR STYLE OF SURFACE!! WHETHER IT BE WET OR HARD OR FULL OF AIR!!! GOOOOOSE CAPTAIN!! GOOOOSE SLUTT!!! 

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Direct download: ftdh103.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:30am EDT

DERNT DERNT DERNT @!!! MAGICAL ROCKY TRAITOR!!! MAGICAL STAR MASTER! MAGICAL BASTARD BINTO!! MAGICAL FINGER!! BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN!!! Get up in this sweet pod pod pod pod!! Feel the waves of freedome!!!

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Give us the sweet ratings and tell ya bloody face friends. Good onya YEEEAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! Gravy support. 

Direct download: ftdh102.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:53am EDT

EKKY EKKY EKKY!! GET SUM PING PING! We had a little break and now we are bacKKKK!!! IN CHINA BAR EATING THE DRUGS MADE OF DUCK! 

YEEEAAAHHH

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Direct download: FTDH101.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:15pm EDT

Okay you sick wild fukz! It is the 100th wild live super episode! Big thanks to the super excellent fggitz that came to the show! Youse where super ace to the maximum mega ace! Bart and Nick would marry you all if it weren't highly illegal in several dimensions. YOUSE R teh reason for global warming and youse SHULD STOP IT . Just relax okay. GOOD ONYA POOOOFFZZ. 

Now this PODCAast is lvl 100 so watch up for some high level shadow bolts and beard charming. NOW FOR POWERLAUGHTER! 

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GYEEAHAHLEKJLFKJEW:LKJF :DLJ <--- that is a lvl 100 pod spell. 

Direct download: 100__Something_For_The_Drive_Home.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:44am EDT

GIRLS AND GUYS LIKE TO DREEAAMMM!!! BIG FAT DREAMSS IN THE MIND!!! DONT RAGE TURN THE PAGE!!! RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP!!!!!

GANGSTA MAGIC!!!

live episode very soon! Get on in on taht shit!!! OH YEEAAHHH!!! fat pants phat pants ~~~

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Direct download: ftdh99.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:39am EDT

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!! 

Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!! 

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Direct download: ftdh98.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:20am EDT

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur! 

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Direct download: ftdh97.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:14am EDT

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!!

Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available.

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TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol

Direct download: ftdh96.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:41am EDT

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!! 

TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!! 

Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower

Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information. 

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Direct download: ftdh95.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:41pm EDT

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD! 

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Direct download: ftdh94.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:54pm EDT

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST LET GO AND RELAX LIKE A FACE WOULD RELAX WHEN IT LOOKS AT YOUR MUM!! 
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AHAhahahaha Face off is a great movie please let the magic men know.

Bart and Nick are back stronger and more powerful and strong and powerful more than ever more powerful and strong. ThEY are STRONK OKAY.

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Direct download: ftdh93.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11am EDT

Sweet COMEDY PODCAST OF HAPPINESS AND POWER!! SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT!!

LESS MONEY MORE LORD GEESE! Cook some Bacon and Bless the underPLEASANT! 

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Direct download: ftdh92.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31am EDT

IT IS NICK CODY's BIRTHDAY. SING FOR THAT CUNDOG! 

I'm still a wizard house up!If you not drunk ladies & gentlemenGet ready to get drunked upLet's do it, Ha HaMargaritasYou know whatLil JonYeahAll of the alcoholicsWhere you atLets goHey(x8)Let's go!When i walk in the clubAll eyes on meI'm with the party rock crewAll drinks are freeWe like cirocWe love patronWe came to party rockEverybody its onLet's goShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)Hey (x21)The ladies love usWhen we pour shotsThey need an excuseTo suck our cocksWe came to get crunkHow 'bout you?bottles uplet's go round twoShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't come to party get the fuck out the clubNow where my alcoholics let me see ya hands upWhat you drinkin on?Jager bombsLemon dropsButtery NipplesJell-o ShotsKamikazeThree Wise MenFuck all that shitGet me some GinShotsPatron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the airNow say I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)I'm fucked up (I'm fuked up)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)Shotspatron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.La dad a daLa dad a dad a da (x8)

Read more: LMFAO - SHOTS LYRICS 

-------- FULL SICK FANTY GOOSE! ------

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Direct download: ftdh91.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:14am EDT

Nick and Bart have gotten the fury of the comedy festival underneath them. Sweet audience show full of power in a little rad room of goodness. Thanks for coming along madFacezz! If couldn't make it then HERE YOU GO WITH WHAT WE RECORDED OKAY! JUST Have  A LISTEN>!!! Thx to Kyle Chindley and Marcus Newman for being sweet and helping us do thing. GOOSE LORDS!!! LIVE MAGIC HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT GET THE FLAYVA!!

NUMBA 90!! GIVE US YA POWER! 

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Direct download: ftdh90.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:28pm EDT

Sweet PEOPLE OF THE INTENRFACENETFACETIMES!! SUMFIN 4 DE DRIvv home is HOT AND READY FOR YOUR FACE HOLES! Bart and Nick are bringin you an extra sweet long episode of happy power and goodness! please enjoy the cosmic choir of power that they have woven. BLESS THE SHOCK FIX!!!

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Direct download: ftdh89.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:12pm EDT

yeah yeah yeah!! ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB! QUICKLY GO TO ALDI AND GET SOME GREAT FOOD FOR A DINNER WITH YOUR UNCLE! YEAH Yeah yeah YEAH!!! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO DANCE GET YOUR LEGS IN THE MOVE. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!

THanks for the mad love and magic finger times!! NECROMANCER DANCER FANCY! 

Come to Nick and Bart's shows!!! They are excellent! MELBINN COMEDY FESTIVALZZzz! 

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Direct download: ftdh88.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:07am EDT

YEEAAH SUPER LORDS! FANCY REDHILL MAGIC TIMES! THis cafe we are in was once my most powerful food shrine. NOW IT IS THE POD DOG HAPPY TOWN! 

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Direct download: ftdh87.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm EDT

YEAH GUYSZ! This is brought to you by iphone wifi power in an airport! WE ARE SPYIES IF THE FUTURE DUDES! JUST GET INTO IT! Late night old stang tang power fist! Bless the fruits of wizards

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luv u miss u

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Direct download: ftdh86.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47am EDT

SWEET LORDS! Get your sound magic right in the tunnels of mystery. Youse all noe by now what the code words are. JUST Shout them at your love ham. OR Give a dollar to the underworld. THEY NEED IT 

Come to our shows hey! We need some help with the comedy faces. YOUR REWARD IS A KINGDOM OF salmons. 

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Direct download: ftdh85.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm EDT

SAUCE OF The drAGON PENIS! 

FEEL THE GREEK POWER OF MAGIC! 

LOVE YOU GUYS! 

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Direct download: ftdh84.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:27pm EDT

DUDES THIS IS REAL AND FAST! DUDES!! THIS IS A HEART SONG TO STOP THE WHALES FROM BEING SOO SAD AND To SAVE ALL THE FORESTS! 

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Direct download: ftdh83.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:07am EDT

Yeah SWEET BIRD LOVERS! YOUSE LIKE SOUND! YOUSE LIKE INFORMATIONS! YOUSE LIKE POWER!??! YOUSE ARE NOT THE POPE! YOUSE ARE NOT SECReT SOUNDS! YOUSE ARE GREASE MASTER! 

Feel happy comfortable and free with new maxiblast podbeasts! Brought to you by SUMTHIN 4 DRIV hOMO! 

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Buy tickets to our upcoming shows! 

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hot dogs! 

Direct download: ftdh82.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:37am EDT

Yah yeah yeah yeah feel the beat in your shoes! yeah yeah yeah feel the sound in your feet. AHHH Sweet holy otter of gold. Fill me with your joy tube. FILL ME WITH YOUR LORDY SPIRIT! 

The new podSANGO is out! Feel its power ham magic. It is a part 2 from epi 80 lol! We did them back to back. YEAH WE DID IT> NO BODY TELLS US ABOUT SCIENCE! 

Bless the horse undercarriage. 

LOVE YOU ALL 
NICKY COD.  

Direct download: ftdh81.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:31am EDT

yeeah sweet pants mega lords! NNICK AND BARTLZ AREW BACK! Get into the fun sharing magic! Have the happy pants of joy. Jazz it up. Feel the happiness of jib jib. THIS IS PART ONE OF ANOTHER PART OF A THING THAT IS NOT ALL HERE AT THE MOEMNT COZ OF THE WORLD BEING CRZY

Twitter and instaGRAMZZ! 

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Direct download: ftdh80.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11pm EDT

GET THE NEWIE UP YA YA YA YAYAYAY GET YA TIME PWOER UP YA! HOT HOT HOT HOT! SPACE IS JUST A BIG MAGIC LAND BROS AND LADY BROS! 

Girl I don't need you, but chu need me
Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely
And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself
And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else
Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy
Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready?
Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably
And I aint choose it, that thang chose me
Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang
YO!

Direct download: ftdh79.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:34am EDT

YYEEAAAAHHHH LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF FINT! 

Direct download: ftdh78bonus.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:36am EDT

HEY GUYS THIS IS A LIVE EPISODE ON A BUS ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM A Sweet Live ILOVEGGletters podCAst with Steele SAUSNDRESZ! THE BANANA PROPHET! Please listen to this with the upmost respect for the sweet Sunking and the lord of cakes. Also we acknowledge the traditional owners of teh land. THE DINOSAURS! 

I have read in some literature recently that Jesus's wang was also nailed to the cross. I am just wondering if that is true, and if they chose to omit that fact from the bible because of the graphic nature which would be disturbing for kids. I want to be able to tell my kids the whole story about our saviour, regardless of censorship as it is inspiring ( and quiet frankly more inspiring if his willy was nailed to the cross) 

P.s i couldnt find anything on google

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Direct download: ftdh78.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:39pm EDT

GOOOOOOOOD NEW YEAR HAPPY FACES! WE HERE AT SOMETHING AT THE DRIVE HOMMO WISH YOU MANY GIFTS AND POWER UPON YOUR PEOPLEZ. 

Please follow us on the facetwitter. 

Bless your legs. 

Direct download: ftdh77.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:35am EDT

Merry Jesus day of santa excitement! 

Direct download: ftdh76.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:33pm EDT

YYEAAAH XMAS JESUS SMACKDOWN SEX LOUNGE HAMBONE PRESENT TIME! 

FORGIVE YOUR ENEMIES AND NEVER FORGET THEIR SACKS! 

LUV U GUYS! STay SAFE!! 

Please tell your mates to listen to us and they can be saved. 

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Direct download: ftdh75.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:23am EDT

Yeah SUMTHIN 4 de drive home IS BACK IN FINTY Business! Get your ice pwoers ready to use full upgrade magic! 

Special buzzing magic episode of gravy and iphone recording! 

follow us on the internet  ya poofzzzz! 

Luv u MISS u 

Direct download: ftdh74.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:18am EDT

COME ON DUDES! JSUT RELAX AND ENJOY A bonus extra large special episode of power and vegetables! 

Bless your JEsus hands 

GOOD ON YA !!

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yeah yeah footy

Direct download: ftdh73.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:24am EDT

BUFF BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM TISH TISH BOOM !!

FUNTY!

GRIMBO!

SCRINTY!!

NEW SUPER POD!

THIS IS NICK AND BART's WILL SUPER GLAND Adventure time! WE HAVE A SOUND empire. OBServe us with YOUR EARS xxx

 

Direct download: ftdh72.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:01am EDT

TIME FOR SOUND CRIMBO YA WILD CARNDOGS!!! Be the wind and trees and feel the magic in your wood and blow it upon the universe. Feel free and powerful. That is what buddha said. He is full of beans and know how. He even fixed a door once and whittled a nice stick. 

GOOD ON YA HOOTER LORDS! Be free from stuff and have a nice time. 

Direct download: ftdh71.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm EDT

Geese are waterfowl belonging to the tribe Anserini of the family Anatidae. This tribe comprises the genera Anser (the grey geese), Branta (the black geese) and Chen (the white geese). A number of other birds, mostly related to theshelducks, have "goose" as part of their name. More distantly related members of the Anatidae family are swans, most of which are larger than true geese, and ducks, which are smaller.

GOOSES ARE SICK WILD ANIMALS!!! LOVE THOSE CARNTZZZ HARD LOL

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Direct download: ftdh70.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:12pm EDT

OKAY FANCY INTERNET WARIOS! You have MADe it to the magic number episode where the number everyone wants is here. Numbers have power and sometimes when you think of a number hard enough you will shot fireballs and magic at evil animals and spirits. That is what the army does but they don't say because everyone will think they are skirts who don't like wrestling. THis also part 2 of our inception series! 

ONE AGAIN YOU GET SOME UNDERGROUND TRUTH LOL!

Stay safe and full of magic beans you will CARNTZZ! Be SAFE OK! CALL ME WHEN YOU GET HOME LOLOlOL NO RLY DO IT

luv u  

Direct download: ftdh69.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:58pm EDT

THIS IS THE FIRST OF A 3 PART INCEPTION SERIES BY NICK AND BART! It is really deep and hard to understand but if you are asleep you will surely get it in the face and mind like a true champion of flavour and clouds. Only the true of heart and groin will pass the rabbit of fant. 


PART ONE 

PART ONE LOL!!!

WAKE UP AND EAT A SPINACK SLEEPYJACK!  

Good onya for the sweet internet love! itunes reviews are sweet and great and we have twtitttereerer and facefcebaooksz also

@thenickcody and @bartlol

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also we have websites 

www.bartlol.com

www.nickcody.com.au

luv youse. 

Direct download: ftdh68.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:43am EDT

YEEAAAHH THIS IS THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS TIED UP AND ALL THE ANSWERS COME INTO YOUR BRAIN BOX GET INTO SUPER BROS and BINTS! 

STAY FRESH AND FULL OF MAD LOVE POWER! 

Thanks for the itunes love! 

Also here is out twitters and stuff 

@bartlol

@thenickcody

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Direct download: ftdh67.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

YEAH BROZZZ AND LADIESZZZ!!! Get part one of NICK AND BART's odessy podcast epic attack. FEEL THE BEE POWER! 

GIVE US SOME INTERNET MAGIC POWER! 

TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY TY !!!

Direct download: ftdh66.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:57am EDT

Parfait is a French word literally meaning "perfect" commonly employed to describe a kind of frozen dessert

GET SOME KNOWLEDGE UP IN YOUR CLACKERS YA FARKING CUN DOGS! 

Luv youse. 

x

xoxox

xoxo


Direct download: ftdh65.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:50am EDT

This Episode the rare and elusive Talia (NICK's SPECIAL lady) is caught on tape. Now this podcast as all the makings of a powerful wizards spell! Be ready for the magic that continues into the distance and the mystical badgers that grip all of our souls! 

Bart has a fringe show on at the moment! If you are in Melbourne go to www.bartlol.com to find out more! 

Thanks for the itunes love! 

Also here is out twitters and stuff 

@bartlol

@thenickcody

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Have a jolly fine day sirS AND LADIES!! 

Direct download: ftdh64.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:27am EDT

GET YOUR PANTS READY FOR FUN AND DANGER! The lord doth eat the magic claws of cheese. Release your ego and put a face tan on the rich sled. 

follow our exploits on the internets. Search our namesakes on the googlsz. thx babez. luv u. 

Direct download: ftdh63.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EDT

Impress your guests with this satisfying dessert made from layers of golden biscuits and filled with zesty lemon cream.

Preparation Time

45 minutes

Cooking Time

30 minutes

Ingredients (serves 8)

  • 180g butter, at room temperature
  • 155g (3/4 cup) caster sugar
  • 1 tsp finely grated lemon rind
  • 1 egg, lightly whisked
  • 100g (2/3 cup) plain flour
  • 40g (1/4 cup) self-raising flour
  • 2 tbs cornflour
  • Lemon filling

  • 2 x 300ml ctns thickened cream
  • 175g lemon curd
  • Lemon syrup

  • 1 lemon
  • 100g (1/2 cup) caster sugar
  • 125ml (1/2 cup) water

Method

  1. Preheat oven to 180°C. Draw eight 20cm-diameter discs on 8 sheets of non-stick baking paper. Line 2 baking trays with 2 sheets, pencil-side down. Use an electric beater to beat the butter, sugar, lemon rind and egg in a bowl until pale and creamy. Sift in the combined flours and cornflour. Stir to combine. divide mixture into 8 portions. Spread 2 portions evenly over discs on trays. Bake for 4-6 minutes or until light golden. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Repeat, in 3 more batches, with remaining mixture.

  2. To make the lemon filling, use an electric beater to beat the cream until soft peaks form. Fold in the lemon curd.

  3. Place 1 biscuit on a serving plate. Spread with 1/2 cup of filling and top with another biscuit. Repeat with remaining biscuits and filling, finishing with a layer of filling. Cover and place in the fridge overnight to set.

  4. To make lemon syrup, peel lemon and cut rind into thin strips. Juice lemon. place rind in a saucepan. Cover with boiling water. Bring to boil. drain. Repeat twice. add sugar, water and lemon juice to pan. stir over medium heat until sugar dissolves. increase heat to high. Boil for 2-3 minutes or until syrup thickens. Set aside to cool. Pour syrup over cake. Top with rind.

FOLLLOW BART AND NICK ON TWitter! 

@bartlol and @thenickcody 

BE happy and eat some cake dudes. 

Direct download: ftdh62.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:15am EDT

A new fresh podcast for the week! You guys should realise by now what is written in this section is not really important. It is all for the lulz and giggle festivals. So here it goes. BART AND NICK ARE IN  A DANGEROUS CAVE AND THEY ARE SURROUNDED BY ALL THESE WILD DISCO BEASTS THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THE CAVE SAFE IS FOR THE GUYS TO DANCE REALLY HARD AND WITH THEIR LEGS LIKE THEY ARE MADE OF POWERFUL LIGHT ARMOUR AND KISSES OF ANGELS. CAN NICK SUMMON HIS POWERFUL YOGA ENERGY TO PLEASE THE BEASTS AND DANCE THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION. 

FEEL THE MUSIC MAGIC! 

Have a great weekend and week and time span NOOBS! GET THE FANTO ALIVE! 

TWITTER @bartlol @thenickcody 

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Direct download: ftdh61.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:17am EDT

yeah bros and LADIES!!! Bart and Nick go to YOGA!!! THAT IS RIGHT! NIck goes into the belly of the beast! ARE YOU READY FOR THE YOGA FUN TANG? NO YES NO YES NOT YES??!??!?! 

Get your powerful aura vision ready for the sound pod of the DECADE UNIVERSE CENTURY!

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Good on ya for the nice itunes love! YOUSE R TOPS FANTY!

luv ya  

Direct download: ftdh60.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:32am EDT

Yeah sweet masters of the sound claw. The lawns of your discontent will soon be mown and your powerful grasps on reality will disappear into deep slumber! THIS PODMOON Bart and Nick talk about the dark lords who control the skies and our foods we eat with our mouth. Beware of the gourmet demons! ONLY YOU CAN CONTROL IF YOU ARE IN A DREAM! 

Twitter @thenickcody @bartlol

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Thanks for the mad itunes LOVEZZ! 

have a great time ya bloody cunLAMPS! 

Direct download: ftdh59.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:06pm EDT

yeeaah sweet dogs. Live kitchen episode of glory! Get your jowls into it. 

All that stuff. Have a happy week LOLOLOLOl

Direct download: ftdh58.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18am EDT

BAAAAAAAAAAAA! The power of dreams and war allow us to be magical face bots! ALL HAIL THE POWERFUL CODY AND HIS BEER LIFTS! 

twitter @bartlo @thenickcody! 

GET YA POWER INTO THE WORLD YA POOFOOZZ 

Direct download: ftdh57.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:28pm EDT

HOLY MONDO LOVE ANGELS! THE DRIVE HOME MEN ARE IN THE SIDECAR OF LIFE! Welcome to a happy full episode with special appearances from Nick's gf Talia and KANO the master criminal from Mortal Kombat. Just remember processed foods might be bad for you but they taste really good. Your face might say oh no I want yams but your soul screams for sweet sweet twinkies and salted corn. 

twitter @thenickcody @bartlol 

LOVE YOUSE HEAPS AYE!! GET ON BOARD THE FANCY TRAIN! 

Direct download: ftdh56.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EDT

The fancy lords are back and full of peat fury! Listen to the podCarnt and hear things about drinking and achieving a state of no mind. Just relax bro! It is cool lady face! I believe in you. 

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Direct download: ftdh55.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:45am EDT

HEY BROS AND SISRTROS! BE FRESH AND REALX IN THE UNIVERSE! 

Direct download: ftdh54.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:49pm EDT

I'm confused in my direction of upppp

(Lil Jon)
If you're not drunk ladies and gentleman
Get ready to get emotion and incoherent
Lets do itt
Haha
LMFAO
You know it
Lil Jon
Yeaah
All of the alcoholics
Where you at
Lets go
Hey hey hey hey uh huh hey hey hey hey
Lets go yeah!
(LMFAO)
When i walk in the club
All eyes on me
I'm with the party rock crew
All drinks are free (all drinks are free)
We like Ciroc
We love Patron
We came to party rock
Everybody its on!

Shots shots  FANT FANT FANT shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody
Shots shots shots shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots GOOSEY HIP shots shots Shots
Shots shots shots shots shots shots
Everybody

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Direct download: ftdh53.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:09am EDT

Okay guys. It is full on hardcore dance time. Get your genitals out and jump from the shadows like a wild career mastermind. 

Bless the minty fresh perceptioin of the buddha sandwich. Glass destroyers will make short work of us all. 

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Direct download: ftdh52.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:11pm EDT

YEEAAAH SWEEETTT LORDY PANTS! The power agrevated assault and sauce shall reign down upon youse all as the goosey slime magic encapsulates your souls! Just relax and be merry. Do some nice shinty to the vast and glorious negative space and symbolise ur FACE! 

Bart and Nick will guid you no where in particular nor shall they say anything of value. 

PANTS GIBLETS! 

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Direct download: ftdh51.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:37pm EDT

Yeah boyzzz and guuuuuuurrrllzzzz! TEH DUDES OF POWAH r back at it againzzz! B REEL TO URSELF AND UR FRIENDS BUT REMEMBER How U TREAT THE ONES U LUV is important to become a battlefield general. HOWEVERZZZ HOW U Treat THOSE U DUN NOE Will tell TEH world if U R A BIG CARNT OR NOT LOL! EAT DIKCS LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Shorter episodes for a bit lol! NICK IS IN THE UNDERWORLD doing craaazzy tunes as a dj. 

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Be magical in ur pink bits ya poozfs

Direct download: ftdh50.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:56pm EDT

Yeah brozz. Bart and Nick are working on stuff so here is a little taste of some rad powerful magic that the wild dogs have put together for you! FEEL THE MAGIC!!! 

Direct download: bonusbattery1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:18am EDT

Yeaaaahhhh daawwwgg!! Get a liver detox up ya!!! FULL POWER TIGHTS!!! 

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Direct download: ftdh49.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:07am EDT

YEEEAAAHHH GIT UR POWER HAM HERE! The dudes have summoned the power of hounds to knaw upon the edges of reality. 

Direct download: ftdh48.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:46am EDT

YYEEAAAH SWEET holders of the genitals of DESTINY!! PLEASE DO A HEAR LISTEN AND BE AWESOME!!! 


WOOOOOOOOOOo 

Direct download: ftdh47.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:05am EDT

YYEEAHH HTH EGYUZ ARE BACK! GET SOME NWE SOUND POWER INTO YOU! Get round and powerFILLED LIKE A SAUSAGESZ!!

Direct download: ftdh46.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:47am EDT

YYEEAaahhhhHHH First show back for Bart and Nick after comedy festival. The guys are just chiling out in the fant cave being wild dogs. 

LIVE THE DREAM LOLz

Direct download: ftdh45.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:15am EDT

YEAAAH BONUS FUN! LISTEN TO THIS TO BE HAPPY AND MAGIC! 

Direct download: ftdhBONUS1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:42am EDT

Sweet angels and magical faces will appear in your mind after you eat these sound muffins. Nick and Bart are in a sold out disabled toilets doing mad beats and songs. FEEL THE MAGIC! SOme crazy stuff happend and U can hear it with your powers. 

USE THE INTERNETZZ. USE UR POWERZ!

LIVE SHOW BAM BAM! HATS AND ALL!  

Direct download: fdth44.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:39am EDT

YYEEEAAAHHHHHHH OOOMMMGGGZZZ! JUST a little quick one from the wild lords of the deep! BART AND NICK ARE doing the live episode at softbelly

Details! 

22nd of April! 4.30pm! SoftbellyBAR little bourke street in MLEBOURENZ. 

IF YOU CANT COME WE WILL UPLOAD THAT SHIT INTO THE INTERENETNZ

Get yur face into gear. 

Direct download: ftdh43.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:30pm EDT

EEEEEEeeeEEEEEEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bot bot bot bo tbo

Bart and NNICK Are back and powerful! GHost sex and tomato foam are on the chopping block! Feel the mighty power of the bliss eagle as it soars out upon the cloud!

Follow us on the internet and come to our shows! Bless your kind souls! 

Direct download: ftdh42.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:28am EDT

Yeah boyz and GIURLzzz. It is that time again. Bart and NIck have obtained the power of the musk tanty and have the gusto to weild it. How you feel about that? Think fast because soon you will be enveloped by powerful podMAGIC and your ear recievers will never be the same. 

Remember it is comedy festival time so there are podBINTs a little more regularly than usual. If you are in town please come along and check the dooooodz out. They are hell sick at the comedy. Do the internet magic love if you get the time. Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol along with some other secret finger moves in the shadows. 

bless the pantsuit of destiny!!!

Take care of your bones lol 

Direct download: ftdh41.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:14am EDT

Yeah boyzzzzz and gurlzz here is another poddy pod pod for youuse this week! We are doing a few extra during comedy festivalzzz! Get into it loLOLOLOLO!!!!

Have a happy time in your lives regardless of what sort of pants you wear. 

Check out Bart and Nick's shows if you are in Melbourne! Do the internet dance if you feel like it. Like stuff and do reviews and blah blah farkin blah! 

 

Direct download: ftdh40.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:02am EDT

YEEAAAHHH BROZZZZ BART N NICK HAVE COME BACK EARLY WITH MORE POWER! Listen to those wild faces talk about poems and Kyle CHindlerz. We have a longer more powerful episode for you today as a special for Melbourne comedy festival! Get into it. +3 to killing manky! 

Twitter! @thenickcody @bartlol

Totally eat some mad cakes for us ya poofs! 

Direct download: ftdh39.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:07am EDT

Yeah man! Nick and Bart are back with a listener letter and some very happy talk about PANTS AND THE UNIVERSE! Yeah whatever dudes you will figure it out as you watch it with your ear receptors! Get some power in your mind cavern and ready yourself for fun bags!!!!

Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol! Also if you are in MElbourne please come to our comedy festival shows! Yeah man!! WOOT luv u miss u. 

All episodes of COPS, with the exception of the first season, begin with the disclaimer, "COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." The first season disclaimer was slightly different by stating, "COPS is filmed on location as it happens. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."

Direct download: ftdh38.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:33am EDT

YEeeaahhh broMASTERS! Another beast of sound is being unleashed upon your ear machines. Get your teeth fancy and your binty. 

BOOM BOOM BOOM! 

CHOCOLATE PANTS! 
Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.
Kevin: What the hell is that smell? 
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves 
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom! 
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric! 
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?
Direct download: ftdh37.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:28pm EDT

YEAAAHHH ITS TIme again dudes and POOF MASTERS And animal lords and bacon demons! It is time for deadly talking and wild sounds to attack your ears.  HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SOME SWEET CAKES!!! follow us on the internet! twitter @bartlol and @thenickycody get ya faces on our facebook page lololoLOLOL maybe some itunes love if you are feeling fresh. 

  • 125g packet chocolate cookies, roughly broken
  • 75g unsalted butter, melted
  • 85g dark chocolate, chopped
  • 250g packet cream cheese
  • 250g ricotta
  • 2/3 cup (150g) caster sugar
  • 250ml thickened cream
  1. Grease and line an 18cm (base measurement) springform pan. To make the base, place the cookies in a food processor or blender and process until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add butter and continue to process until well combined.

  2. Remove the crumb mixture and, using your hands, press into the base of the prepared pan, until the surface is smooth and even. Cover and chill for 20 minutes.

  3. Meanwhile, place the chocolate in a small heatproof bowl over a saucepan half-filled with simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Use a metal spoon to stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Remove from the heat and cool to room temperature.

  4. Place the cream cheese, ricotta, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat for a couple of minutes or until well combined. Add the thickened cream and continue beating for 5 minutes or until mixture is smooth and thick.

  5. Pour the mixture into the pan over the biscuit base and smooth the surface. Drizzle with the melted chocolate and swirl lightly with a knife to create ripple effect. Freeze for 2 hours or until solid.

  6. To serve, carefully remove the cheesecake from the pan. Serve immediately with cream or berries.

Direct download: bag2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46am EDT

JOLLY GOOD DAY TO YOUR RACE FACES RIGHT NOW PANTS MASTErs!

Welcome to a fancy in the bag episode! Bart and NIck are touring around the place so this podDANGLE comes from the deep past of powerful minge. 

Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke:

"Behold, O monks, this is my last advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation."

Then the Buddha lapsed into the jhana stages, or meditative absorptions. Going from level to level, one after the other, ever deeper and deeper. Then he came out of the meditative absorption for the last time and passed into nirvana, leaving nothing whatever behind that can cause rebirth again in this or any other world.

Follow us on the twitterzz! @thenickcody and @bartlol!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

Direct download: bag1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:18am EDT

OK! Bart and NICK are changing places and talking about being relaxed and not getting stressed of poop or toilet Jesus. Just enjoy your journey while you are here lol! 

PEACE TO UR FACE AND SOUL! 

Direct download: ftdh34.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am EDT

Hey boonDOGS! We are in a rad room with super sandwiches talking about being free with your heart and true to being from SPAIN! For your information Spain is wonderful and very special. Please follow us on the twitter and facebuk and also on the internet we have the google with our hearts and minds. Give in the the flavourzzz. Relax okay!! LUV YOUSE! 

Direct download: ftdh33.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:50am EDT

Yeeaahhhh dawgszzzz!! HERE Is teh definetion of sauce! PLease read it and become more powerful! 

In cooking, a sauce is liquid, creaming or semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Possibly the oldest sauce recorded is garum, the fish sauce used by the Ancient Romans.

Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, pico de gallo salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid. Sauces are an essential element in cuisines all over the world.

PLEASE LET THIS KNOWLEDGE GIVE YOU FLAVA TO UR EARS!!!ZZZ!! follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm EDT

Yeah boys! U WANNA NOE About AMWAY and the secret spy power of selling??! Well tune into the this super mega secret episode and be amazed at how bart and nick are totally on the money and should be really rich. YEAAH!! Give us some internet love if you get the time. TWITTER @thenickcody and @bartlol facebookpage and itunes love if you get the time!! YEEAAAHH CARNTZ

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Category:general -- posted at: 6:47am EDT

Heeeyyy yeeaahh go back to where you came from!!! Get it into you! Bart and Nick are full of fury and righteous power. Listen to the voices of the past and feel the happiness. Dance and enjoy your faces. Live the dream. Follow on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:08am EDT

Sweet sweet Words of magic wisdom coming from the mouths of powerful wizards right into your magic brain pods. DO you like farms? DO you like computers? Well why not combine them. Become and ethnic mastermind of digital potatoes. 

BLESS YOUR VEGETABLES! Remember to give us some love. @bartlol and @thenickcody on the twitter, rate us on itunes and see us on the facebook. YOU ARE FANCY! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm EDT

OMGZZzzZZZ Guyz we have total outside podVECHILE power once again. Nick and Bart are in the backroom room of an awesome bar doing a podcast after doing a podcast. INCEPTION MUCH CUUNT? We have special surprise visitors and there is madness and joy in the air! Get your pants in your pants and get ready for improved audio quality and silly talking turned up to maximum. Show us some love if you get a chance. itunes reviewz and twitter fun @thenickcody and @bartlol. Stay happy and true to yourselfzzz!! LUV U MISS U XOXoxoXOXOXOo

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:22am EDT

Happy new years. Nick and Bart talk about time and the power of the group. The guys also talk on the subject of fighting and being a human. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. Have a great day! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:05am EDT

Yeeeaaahhhh new years includes wristies for bacon and xmas aftermath! Get into ya poofs! twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:42pm EDT

Episode twenty FIve

yyeaaahhhh broozz itz xmas or should I say FUCK YOU! Eat a bag of slongs ya juice monkey. Nick and Bart are totes festival and doing mad gifts all over the shop! Oi get some internet loving and do it on us! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol and follow us on the facebookz or rate the itunes 5 starz plx. LOL CARNTS! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:00am EDT

Yeeeaaaaaahhh old people and vidya games! Get ya god mode firing on all cylinders! POWER HAND! Twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:43pm EDT

Yeeaahhhhh!!!!!! Nick and Bart talk about China and sports along with alternative medience and computer games. Get into it and be happy and free with your pants and mind! @thenickcody and @bartlol

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:00pm EDT

OMG OMG OMG FARKING! We talk about stuff okay! STUFF YA BLOODY DESCRIPTIONZZ! JUST BE HAPPY AND LIVE LIFE! BE FRee!

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:03am EDT

Yeeeeaahhhh! Bonus episode of fun! Get into it ya silly duffers! Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:00am EDT

Nick and Bart talk about race and computer games AGAIN! FARKING TALKING ABOUT CULTURE AND SEXually transmitted infections along with pokemon. Get into it poofs. Follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol. LUV youse! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:22pm EDT

AHhhhHH we have a farkin echo yeah! It is fancy coz we are rockstarszzz. Mining sites, dogs and the words that a man would use! Get into it carnts. SKYRIM! Check out the twitterz @bartlol @thenickcody happy face. 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:53pm EDT

This week Bart and Nick hit up some really hard thinking issues. They are pretty much reporters and stuff hay. Is stuff bad? Listen and find out. Do the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody magic pants! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT

food, culture, aids and the universe. Get your ears involved! Twitter love @bartlol @thenickcody miss youse! 

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Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:00am EDT