Something for the Drive Home

Yeah man! Nick and Bart are back with a listener letter and some very happy talk about PANTS AND THE UNIVERSE! Yeah whatever dudes you will figure it out as you watch it with your ear receptors! Get some power in your mind cavern and ready yourself for fun bags!!!!

Follow us on the twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol! Also if you are in MElbourne please come to our comedy festival shows! Yeah man!! WOOT luv u miss u. 

All episodes of COPS, with the exception of the first season, begin with the disclaimer, "COPS is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law." The first season disclaimer was slightly different by stating, "COPS is filmed on location as it happens. All suspects are considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law."

Direct download: ftdh38.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:33am EST

YEeeaahhh broMASTERS! Another beast of sound is being unleashed upon your ear machines. Get your teeth fancy and your binty. 

BOOM BOOM BOOM! 

CHOCOLATE PANTS! 
Pooping in your underwear. Soiling yourself. Having Poop in your pants. Usually occurring in children and those who are not potty trained.
Kevin: What the hell is that smell? 
Nancy: Smells like someone crapped themselves 
Uriah: Yeah no shit. Probably Tom! 
Tom: Hell no! its that retard Eric! 
Eric: Uh...anyone got a clean set of drawers?
Direct download: ftdh37.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:28pm EST

YEAAAHHH ITS TIme again dudes and POOF MASTERS And animal lords and bacon demons! It is time for deadly talking and wild sounds to attack your ears.  HERE IS A RECIPE FOR SOME SWEET CAKES!!! follow us on the internet! twitter @bartlol and @thenickycody get ya faces on our facebook page lololoLOLOL maybe some itunes love if you are feeling fresh. 

  • 125g packet chocolate cookies, roughly broken
  • 75g unsalted butter, melted
  • 85g dark chocolate, chopped
  • 250g packet cream cheese
  • 250g ricotta
  • 2/3 cup (150g) caster sugar
  • 250ml thickened cream
  1. Grease and line an 18cm (base measurement) springform pan. To make the base, place the cookies in a food processor or blender and process until it resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add butter and continue to process until well combined.

  2. Remove the crumb mixture and, using your hands, press into the base of the prepared pan, until the surface is smooth and even. Cover and chill for 20 minutes.

  3. Meanwhile, place the chocolate in a small heatproof bowl over a saucepan half-filled with simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Use a metal spoon to stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Remove from the heat and cool to room temperature.

  4. Place the cream cheese, ricotta, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer and beat for a couple of minutes or until well combined. Add the thickened cream and continue beating for 5 minutes or until mixture is smooth and thick.

  5. Pour the mixture into the pan over the biscuit base and smooth the surface. Drizzle with the melted chocolate and swirl lightly with a knife to create ripple effect. Freeze for 2 hours or until solid.

  6. To serve, carefully remove the cheesecake from the pan. Serve immediately with cream or berries.

Direct download: bag2.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:46am EST

JOLLY GOOD DAY TO YOUR RACE FACES RIGHT NOW PANTS MASTErs!

Welcome to a fancy in the bag episode! Bart and NIck are touring around the place so this podDANGLE comes from the deep past of powerful minge. 

Then the Buddha addressed all the monks once more, and these were the very last words he spoke:

"Behold, O monks, this is my last advice to you. All component things in the world are changeable. They are not lasting. Work hard to gain your own salvation."

Then the Buddha lapsed into the jhana stages, or meditative absorptions. Going from level to level, one after the other, ever deeper and deeper. Then he came out of the meditative absorption for the last time and passed into nirvana, leaving nothing whatever behind that can cause rebirth again in this or any other world.

Follow us on the twitterzz! @thenickcody and @bartlol!!!! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!

Direct download: bag1.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:18am EST

OK! Bart and NICK are changing places and talking about being relaxed and not getting stressed of poop or toilet Jesus. Just enjoy your journey while you are here lol! 

PEACE TO UR FACE AND SOUL! 

Direct download: ftdh34.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:19am EST

Hey boonDOGS! We are in a rad room with super sandwiches talking about being free with your heart and true to being from SPAIN! For your information Spain is wonderful and very special. Please follow us on the twitter and facebuk and also on the internet we have the google with our hearts and minds. Give in the the flavourzzz. Relax okay!! LUV YOUSE! 

Direct download: ftdh33.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:50am EST

Yeeaahhhh dawgszzzz!! HERE Is teh definetion of sauce! PLease read it and become more powerful! 

In cooking, a sauce is liquid, creaming or semi-solid food served on or used in preparing other foods. Sauces are not normally consumed by themselves; they add flavor, moisture, and visual appeal to another dish. Sauce is a French word taken from the Latin salsus, meaning salted. Possibly the oldest sauce recorded is garum, the fish sauce used by the Ancient Romans.

Sauces need a liquid component, but some sauces (for example, pico de gallo salsa or chutney) may contain more solid elements than liquid. Sauces are an essential element in cuisines all over the world.

PLEASE LET THIS KNOWLEDGE GIVE YOU FLAVA TO UR EARS!!!ZZZ!! follow us on twitter @thenickcody and @bartlol

Happy pants. 

Direct download: ftdh32.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:29pm EST

Yeah boys! U WANNA NOE About AMWAY and the secret spy power of selling??! Well tune into the this super mega secret episode and be amazed at how bart and nick are totally on the money and should be really rich. YEAAH!! Give us some internet love if you get the time. TWITTER @thenickcody and @bartlol facebookpage and itunes love if you get the time!! YEEAAAHH CARNTZ

Direct download: ftdh31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:47am EST

Heeeyyy yeeaahh go back to where you came from!!! Get it into you! Bart and Nick are full of fury and righteous power. Listen to the voices of the past and feel the happiness. Dance and enjoy your faces. Live the dream. Follow on the twitter @bartlol and @thenickcody

Take care babezzzzzz

Direct download: ftdh30.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:08am EST

Sweet sweet Words of magic wisdom coming from the mouths of powerful wizards right into your magic brain pods. DO you like farms? DO you like computers? Well why not combine them. Become and ethnic mastermind of digital potatoes. 

BLESS YOUR VEGETABLES! Remember to give us some love. @bartlol and @thenickcody on the twitter, rate us on itunes and see us on the facebook. YOU ARE FANCY! 

Direct download: ftdh29.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:30pm EST