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POOTY JUUICE!!!!

LOVE HANG!!!

ADVENTURE FLINT!

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Direct download: ftdh126.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:59pm EST

NICK N BART R BAK! GIT INTO THE PROGRAM BROGRAM. FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT FINT

GOOSE LEMONS. 

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Direct download: ftdh125.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:47am EST

Hello listener, Nicholas Cody here. 
I was undercover for two weeks, telling dickjokes whilst wearing camoflage. When I returned to our fine nation, my partner in aural crime, Bart Freebairn (aka BartLOL, Fintos, Crinkle Wizard) was in Sydney. So I organized a special poddog with our good buddy and my podcast understudy, Karl Chandler (aka Kyle Chindle, Krimp Chantlz, KIP CHIN, K@R C%AT).
We hope you enjoy it.
Our sincerest crantlez.
Cody and Chandog."


Direct download: ftdh124.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:56am EST

YEAH CUNS!!!ZZZ!! GET SOME power claws into y0ur dikz!!! Feel the fresh cody GIN BANG! 

HOOP HOOP HHOOOP HHOOOPP~~!!!

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YEEAAAHHHH CURUNZ!!!!! 

HUGS ZZZ 

Direct download: ftdh123b.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:19am EST

HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD! HOUND LORD!  SNIFFING THE GROUND LORD!! GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!!GROUND LORD!!! FINTY THE BOUND HOARD! BOUND HOARD!

love the universe and it's grimbo face. 

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TELL UR FACES ABOUT this. 

Direct download: ftdh123.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

HEAT HEAT LIKE A BOILY FACE!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!! MEGA HEAT!!! FULL OF HEAT!!! FEEL THE HEAT ON YOUR FACE LIKE A FAST CRIMINAL ON THE RUN FROM THE ROMBO RACE!!! HEAT HEAT! LIKE A FIRE ON YOUR TIT!!!! GET THE HEAT AND FEEL IT!!!!

new fancy episode! COdy is in deep cover so we have gotten CRIM CINKZTY into the dimensional studio to be a madCUN!!!

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TELL UR MATES!!! FEEL THE HOT POWER!

 

Direct download: ftdh122.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:35am EST

JUS RELAX JJJUUSSSS RELLAAXXXX> LET THE PRESSURE SHOOT OUT OF YOU!!!! REEELAAAAAXXXXXXXXXX JUSSST TAKE IT EASY!!!! JUST LET THE STRESS AND DARK POWER EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR ANUS AND EYES!!! JUST REELEEEEAAXXXXX!!!!!! 

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KABOOOM!!! STREESS RELEASE!!! 

Direct download: ftdh121.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:16pm EST

FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! SUPER FAMOUS!!! AMOS!!! FAMOUS!!! SWEET BISOUCTSITS!!! TASTY COOKIESSS EVERYONE KNOWS THEM!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUS!!! FAMOUSZZ!!! FUFFFFUFCCACCAMAMOUS!!!! SUEPR TIMES!! REMEMBER THE BITCH! 

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Sweet goodtimes! 

Direct download: ftdh120.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31am EST

GET INSIDE THE MIND OF THE NINJA! FEEL THE FAST MOVES OF YOUR POWER LEGS! NINJA STARS AND MONKEY SACKS! THE BLACK HOODS AND STRONG stAR EAGLES!! MY PEOPLE HAVE A SAYING... Eggs are cheap wHEN U R A FOGSLUT! 

SLUG SLUG SLUG!! 

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FINT

Direct download: ftdh119.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:18am EST

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS!!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS YOU ARE A MAGIC FACE!!! PAD THAI FANCY TANG! POWER FINGER! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY!! GET A BABY OCTOPUS SALAD!!! EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT!!! FFFUUUCCCCCKKZz 

xoxoXOXOXOXO

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FUN COMING!!! LIVE SHOW FFARNGLKDKDJ

xoxOXOXO

Direct download: ftdh118.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:18pm EST

Get ur face fresh and ready. IT IS SOUND TIME! 

RAP RAP RAP RAP RAP!! SONGS OF THE RAP SOUNDS OF A GANGSTA! !

love it babezzz

FuuucccCCKKK the pound. 

xoxoxox

Direct download: ftdh117.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:41am EST

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC

ITS EVERYWEHRE GUYS! JUST LOOK INSIDE A GOOSE AND SEE THE MAGIC 

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC

FEeL THE GOOSE WHISPER RAPS IN YOUR EAR!!! SHE IS SUCH A GOOD RAPPER! WOW THAT GOOSE IS MAGIC 

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC

GooSEZ ARE FLYING MAGIC WIZARD CUNNTZ BE GOOD TO THEM AND THEY WILL BLESS YOUR JUNK WITH THE FURY OF MANY SUNS! 

GOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGICGOOSE MAGIC GOOSE MAGIC

The T-shirts are fuuucking awesome dudes!!! Keep them up! I am gonna buy some for sure!!! !THE GRAVY IS STRONG!!! 
Tell ur friends about our magic talking lounge.

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MAGIC LOVE GOOSE !!!  

Direct download: ftdh116.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:54am EST

Yeah yeah yeah broz. GET SOME SWEET LOVE WHEN YOU AHVE A FACE! REMMEBER YOGA IS ONLY FOR EMERGENCY OKAY> xooxoxOXOXoxoXox

XoxoXOxo
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Kiss frenzy.

xoxoXOXOoXoxoX

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Direct download: ftdh115.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:25am EST

NICK AND BART ARE VERY OLD AND IN A CASTLE! ARE YOU TOM CRUISE! THIS EPIsode is about sex in the jungle of the modern era. THIS IS A CAR EPISODE! HOW FAST CAN YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS xoxoxoxoxoxo XOXOXO xoxoxo 

Direct download: ftdh114.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:26pm EST

GRAND MASTER DANCE OFF!! DERN DERN DERN DA DA DA!!! FEEL THE MAGIC POWER!!! LA LA LA LA LA LA

Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.

AHAHAHahahHAHAHAHA SOOO Funnee guys.. USE THIS JOKE TO BECOME A WINNER AND GET MORE MONEY olOLOLolOL 

Bart and NICK Are full of beans and pants. 

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TELL UR BUDDY FRIENDS!!! 

OXOXOXXOOXOX 

XOXOXOXO 

Direct download: ftdh113.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:01am EST

YEEAHAAHAHAHAH WAR TIME AND PIZZA!! 

Im not always party and adventure in the city... I think Im pretty balanced in that way.
I adore the country and the sea. I neeeeeeed it sometimes. Frolicking is quite an addictive habit. Refreshing too. The power of fresh air, whether it be salt or soil is amazing.

I love my down time, a good sauna, movie, home-cooked meal, reading, writing, phone calls to grandma (my queen), walks in the pretty park down the street, pillow forts and dog walking.
I get very excited when my friends ask me to dog sit for them. Travelling doesn't let me have a dog but I dearly love them.

I prefer summer over winter but winter has its perks. Fire places, lamb shanks and guys always look sexy in winter clothes.

Next year I plan to head to South America (where Im from) and take a look around, climb some mountains, play in waterfalls, eat amazing fruit and seafood, dance a lot, take photos, chill with some awesome animals, surf a bit, have some special moments and drink watery beer.

check out our stuff!!!

Yeah brozzz!

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Tell ur bloody mates!!! DO IT!!!  

Direct download: ftdh112.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:44am EST

TO BE A SNEAKY PERSON LIKE A SPY MEANS YOU DON"T WATCH LAW AND ORDER EVER!!! Always stay behind the dangerous information and use your smoke powder and whisper spirits. YOUR MISSION IS TO INFILTRATTER YOUR OWN HOUSE AND report back to yourself! If you can do this then you are surely a famous mastermind. 

BLESS THE VICTORY OF Tdawg and CHEFIATNAZ. While Nick is away there are fancy things afoot. Don't tell Nick about this shit! Let it surprise him like a beast from the dark! A joyful beast. 

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be safe like a sage wizard banker. 

Direct download: ftdh111.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

OKAY GUYSZZ!! OOOKKAAAYYYY FUUUKCKCKCINNG!!! GET THIS SHIHIITHT! SPECIALL EPISDOEZZ HERE!! KEEP UR Lips tight shut super like a mad spy master oka. FUCKCKCKC! Stay silentz and magicalg like CUNNTZTZ okay. LIKE A SPY! Juz listen and enjoy the magic of the internet and do what what sound words say. OKAY!!! UFCKING

THIS IS THE ULTRA TDAWG EDITIONSZ!!! YEAH BROZ ANG HOTAZ!! THIS IS TH EFUCKING REAL DEAL!! 

follow us on the internet okay! Do it lololololololol

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Sweet tang!!

Direct download: ftdh110.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:05am EST

Important informations.

During yoga teacher training we all had a really good laugh when the only guy in our class of ten was like 'Wot's a queef?' with a genuinely bewildered expression. To be fair, he's British, and maybe it didnt quite translate.

A few days later he and I were working on our teaching and he was talking me through shoulder stand. For one moment, picture how amazing this is. I'm practicing yoga in Bali with a totally hot young Brit and I'm holding shoulderstand without a wobble. I'm so in the zen, it's unbelievable. In a word, life is perfect.

Then, on the way down when I'm dropping my toes down toward plow, I feel that sucking of air and allow myself the merest hint of panic. Surely the universe isn't that cruel. I continue to come fully out of shoulder stand...accompanied by the loudest queef you've ever heard.

I'm crushed. I turn bright red. Kyle looks stunned. There's a moment of silence - in honor of the death of my pride, I think.

"Did...did you just fart?"

"Noooooo."

I ended up explaining and dying laughing at the same time. Later, we discussed it in class and I think I'm pretty sure I know how to avoid it:

tl;dr - contract your abdominal and pelvic muscles the entire time you're in the pose. If that's too long, release it and breathe, but contract before coming out of the pose and come out slowly.

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Direct download: ftdh109.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

What you have to understand is that Russia is a very conservative country that never got around to a proper, linear sexual revolution with more things gradually becoming more acceptable. There also weren't any "waves" of feminism, as women were granted all rights and responsibilities right after the revolution and there wasn't the sort of gradual acceptance like there was in the West. Those things are related. Homosexuality was only decriminalized very recently, and taken off the list of mental illnesses very begrudgingly without much public debate around the issue. When the Soviet Union started falling apart, pretty much everything was instantly allowed, porn, prostitution, all at once were out in the open like a shock wave, so the sexuality of a typical Russian is a really weird thing.

You're expected to get married and have kids, the younger the better. There is a lot more involvement of your parents and grandparents in a traditional Russian family, many people even live with their parents after getting married and having kids, because realty is very expensive. At the same time, there is a sort of neurotic sexuality everywhere. Russians are very promiscuous. Infidelity is excepted, divorce is almost guaranteed. Sex is supposed to be that thing men do to women, too, which is a remnant of the former, more conservative times. Sex is somehow both a taboo humiliating act done to another person and a normal thing. You're expected to be sexually active, but at the same time, you're also shamed for it quite a lot. The image of any sexual deviation from a certain norm is pretty much a caricature. People confuse transsexuals, homosexuals and pedophiles, too. And this is in a country where you're not even supposed to look weird.

The prison culture also has a very strong influence. Lots of people, even educated people, know prison slang and basic laws and rules of prison life. One of those laws is that, basically, the guy who's at the end of the food chain is supposed to take it up the ass. That is a very shameful thing.

Then there is the concept of "tolerance" which is almost a swear word in the media. Basically, to distance us from the west, we are told that the West is on decline, because they allow various minorities more rights than "normal people", and they allow women too many rights, so their birth rates are down and they'll all be replaced with Arabs soon. Demographics is a very important issue here, because the population is aging and dying out. There is a derogatory term "tolerast" which is a combination of tolerant + pederast, that describes someone who would allow themselves to be dominated by all those "lesser" beings. The remnant of the idea of an outside enemy who wants to destroy mother Russia by making it weak is pretty strong, too, and a strong Russia is something people want. Then there is the issue that this is a poor country and people have a lot of bigger problems than simple social acceptance. Basically, if you can't afford to raise your children, you still have to live with your mom at 30, and your hospital has rats and no central heating, you don't have the capacity to worry about someone's feelings. Human rights activists are viewed as rich, sheltered fools like those people you might see on /r/TumblrInAction. There isn't much of an open discourse.

A whole series of laws appeared at approximately the same time, and I personally think they're a reaction to a strong forming opposition: any organization with foreign funding is supposed to register as a "Foreign agent", which does pretty much nothing, mostly affects charities and makes them seem like CIA spies; you may no longer "offend people's religious feelings", which was written specifically after the Pussy Riot thing; and then there's the law forbidding "propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia to minors" which was later changed to "denying traditional values". Basically, it's a pretty strong ideological attack on people who aren't happy with the current government. You don't like something? You're an American spy and you want to molest children and you also take it up the ass.

THis is from reddit okay. I NEVER STOLE IT!! I GIVE FULL CREDIT TO THE INTERNET xoxoxoxoox

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Direct download: ftdh108.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

But examples are not enough. You need to get your feet wet in the pool of plot points (I just awarded myself 10 cheesy metaphor points). Here’s how: on Thursday, I usually post the events of blockbuster movies from all genres. Click here for an find an archive of plot points. Take my list of plot points, and write down each plot point onto an index card.

Divide these index cards into columns so that the last card in every column is either a major turning point or an Act break. If you do this regularly, you should develop an intuition for screenplay structure that will make plotting your own screenplays and writing a script outline 10 times easier.

What do you think? If you were writing a TV movie based on Charlie Sheen, what would your script outline look like?

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get up in that xoxoxoxoxoxoxo MISS YOUSE 

Direct download: ftdh107.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:00am EST

A GRAM OF SAUCE PLEASE SIR! 

OKAY THANKS WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

HANKYTZ

THAT IS A NICE NAME MAN> ARE YOU FAMOUS?

YES I AM I AM A SONG PRINCE

PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MAGIC

NO I NEED IT

OKAY NO

SURE

FUCCCK IT WILL

NAHAHAHAHA

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Direct download: ftdh106.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:25am EST

GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE!! FEEL THE FULL GOOSE! GOOSE GOOSE GOOSE UNDERSTAND THE GOOSE! 

  1. In a bowl, mix the teriyaki sauce and stir-fry sauce. Place the whitefish fillets in the mixture, and marinate for about 15 minutes.
  2. Heat the oil in a deep fryer or heavy skillet to 365 degrees F (185 degrees C).
  3. In a shallow bowl, mix the dry potato flakes, flour, seasoning salt, ancho chile seasoning, garlic powder, salt, and pepper. Place each marinated fish fillet into the mixture to evenly coat.
  4. Fry the fish in the heated oil, 1 or 2 fillets at a time, until golden brown and easily flaked with a fork, about 5 minutes.
  5. FUCK THAT FISH HARD!! FUCK IT LIKE A PRINCE DOG! FUCK
  6. Serve that sweet dish up on your table to friendly cunts. 
  7. DONT EVER DO STEP 7!!! IT IS TOOO FAR TO GO!! IF YOU ARE step 7  you are in danger. 
Direct download: ftdh105.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:12pm EST

- USS Kelvin, go for Starfleet base.
- Starfleet Base.

  
- We sent you a transmission, did you receive?
- Kelvin, you double-check those readings? We did heaps of shits in teh warp driv

  
Our gravitational sensors are going crazy here. You should see this. my boner is more powerful than eveaz

  
It looks like a lightning storm. i iz gonna electricute that box lolololol

  
What you've sent us doesn't seem possible.

  
Yes ma'am, I understand, that's why we sent it.

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Direct download: ftdh104.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:30am EST

GOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOSE MAGIC!! THE MAGIC OF A GOOSE !!! TO LAY THE EGG!! TO SING THE SONG!! TO SWIM ON THE OCEAN AND FLY IN THE SKY!!! GOOOOOSE MAGIC!!! GOOOOOOSE MAGIC!! GOOOOSE DANCING!!! CHOOSE YOUR STYLE OF SURFACE!! WHETHER IT BE WET OR HARD OR FULL OF AIR!!! GOOOOOSE CAPTAIN!! GOOOOSE SLUTT!!! 

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Direct download: ftdh103.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:30am EST

DERNT DERNT DERNT @!!! MAGICAL ROCKY TRAITOR!!! MAGICAL STAR MASTER! MAGICAL BASTARD BINTO!! MAGICAL FINGER!! BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN BUN!!! Get up in this sweet pod pod pod pod!! Feel the waves of freedome!!!

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Give us the sweet ratings and tell ya bloody face friends. Good onya YEEEAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAA!!! Gravy support. 

Direct download: ftdh102.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:53am EST

EKKY EKKY EKKY!! GET SUM PING PING! We had a little break and now we are bacKKKK!!! IN CHINA BAR EATING THE DRUGS MADE OF DUCK! 

YEEEAAAHHH

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Direct download: FTDH101.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 7:15pm EST

Okay you sick wild fukz! It is the 100th wild live super episode! Big thanks to the super excellent fggitz that came to the show! Youse where super ace to the maximum mega ace! Bart and Nick would marry you all if it weren't highly illegal in several dimensions. YOUSE R teh reason for global warming and youse SHULD STOP IT . Just relax okay. GOOD ONYA POOOOFFZZ. 

Now this PODCAast is lvl 100 so watch up for some high level shadow bolts and beard charming. NOW FOR POWERLAUGHTER! 

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Direct download: 100__Something_For_The_Drive_Home.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:44am EST

GIRLS AND GUYS LIKE TO DREEAAMMM!!! BIG FAT DREAMSS IN THE MIND!!! DONT RAGE TURN THE PAGE!!! RAP RAP RAPPITY RAP!!!!!

GANGSTA MAGIC!!!

live episode very soon! Get on in on taht shit!!! OH YEEAAHHH!!! fat pants phat pants ~~~

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Direct download: ftdh99.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:39am EST

GAME OF THRONES!!! GUys!!! THE DRAGONS HAVE SUCH NICE HATS!!! JUST LET THEM INTO YOUR HEART AND RELAX!!! 

Live ep coming up!!! 100th one!! YEEWAAAHH SHIT!!! 

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Direct download: ftdh98.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:20am EST

Sweet GAME OF THRONES!! OMG OMG OM GOM GOM GOM GOMGOMGOMGOGOGMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMG ahahahahah sweet sweet flavour times. Get up in that!! GET UP!! GO GO GET UP!!! The 100th episode that is live is coming soon guys! In a week and a half! Keep it fresh and real and come along if you are feeling good and ready to swear into the void! Nick Cody and Bart Freebairn are gonna rip it to bits! Rewind your life and become a dinosaur! 

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Live 100th episode!!! GET UP IN THAT!! GET TICKETS!! 

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Direct download: ftdh97.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:14am EST

GONNA GOONNA COME FOR THE SUN LORDS!! FRUIT MASTER GONNA GOONA DANCE AROUND THE HOUSE!!! GONNA GOONAAA DANCE AND SING LIKE A FAAAAAGGGGGGGG OF THE LORD!!! OF THE SUNNN!!!!

Nick is the USA at the moment. LOG into this PODCcast to find out how he is going. He is GREAT OKAY. The 100th episode is coming up on the 19th of JUNE!!! GET ON IT DUDES!! TIckets are available.

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TELL YA MATES ABOUT US YA CUUUUNNkkNNNNNNNTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ lololololololololol

Direct download: ftdh96.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 6:41am EST

SAUCE SAUCE UP THE WORLD!! TASTE ITS SMOKEY WORLD FLALVOYRZ!!! 

TOWN CAR TOWN CAR!!! BOOTY LEGEND TOWN CAR!!! 

Remove from oven and cool in pan for about five minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool completely. Place one cake on a serving platter. Spread with icing and jam, if desired. Top with remaining cake and decorate with more icing and icing flower

Get on up in this sweet pod dance with Bart and Nick This time they use their human voices instead of special magic laser information. 

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YYEEAAAHHH

Direct download: ftdh95.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:41pm EST

SWEET SWEET SWEET LORD! HOLY LORD OF POWER!!! MAGIC LORD LORD LORD OF SWEET SWEET POWER! HOLY SWEET JESUS! HOLY HOLY SWEET SWEET SWEET POWER LORD! OH LORD! OH SWEET JESUS OF THE POWER CAKE! MOTHER OF THE LORD!!! OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD! OOOOOOHHHH!!!! SWWEEETTTT JESUS!!!!!! OOOH OH OH OH INSIDE ME WITH YOUR SPIRIT POWER!!!  OH OH MARY OF THE SCARED DUST JESUS!!!! HOLY HOLY GOOSE LORD! OH OH OH OH SWEET SWEET LORD! 

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100th LIVE episdoe coming on 19th of JUne! BE READY FOR IT NOOBSS! 

Direct download: ftdh94.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:54pm EST

SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA JUST LET GO AND RELAX LIKE A FACE WOULD RELAX WHEN IT LOOKS AT YOUR MUM!! 
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AHAhahahaha Face off is a great movie please let the magic men know.

Bart and Nick are back stronger and more powerful and strong and powerful more than ever more powerful and strong. ThEY are STRONK OKAY.

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Direct download: ftdh93.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11am EST

Sweet COMEDY PODCAST OF HAPPINESS AND POWER!! SCREAM INTO THE NIGHT!!

LESS MONEY MORE LORD GEESE! Cook some Bacon and Bless the underPLEASANT! 

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Direct download: ftdh92.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:31am EST

IT IS NICK CODY's BIRTHDAY. SING FOR THAT CUNDOG! 

I'm still a wizard house up!If you not drunk ladies & gentlemenGet ready to get drunked upLet's do it, Ha HaMargaritasYou know whatLil JonYeahAll of the alcoholicsWhere you atLets goHey(x8)Let's go!When i walk in the clubAll eyes on meI'm with the party rock crewAll drinks are freeWe like cirocWe love patronWe came to party rockEverybody its onLet's goShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)Hey (x21)The ladies love usWhen we pour shotsThey need an excuseTo suck our cocksWe came to get crunkHow 'bout you?bottles uplet's go round twoShots shots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotsshots shots shots shots shotseverybody (x2)If you ain't getting drunk get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't takin shots get the fuck out the clubIf you ain't come to party get the fuck out the clubNow where my alcoholics let me see ya hands upWhat you drinkin on?Jager bombsLemon dropsButtery NipplesJell-o ShotsKamikazeThree Wise MenFuck all that shitGet me some GinShotsPatron on the rocks and I'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.If you feelin drunk put ya hands in the air& If you tryin to fuck put ya hands in the airNow say I'm fucked up (I'm fucked up)I'm fucked up (I'm fuked up)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)I'm tryna fuck (I'm tryna fuk)Shotspatron on the rocks and i'm ready for some shotsThe women come around everytime I'm pourin' shotsTheir panties hit the ground everytime I give em shotsSo cups in the air, everybody lets take shots.La dad a daLa dad a dad a da (x8)

Read more: LMFAO - SHOTS LYRICS 

-------- FULL SICK FANTY GOOSE! ------

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Direct download: ftdh91.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 4:14am EST

Nick and Bart have gotten the fury of the comedy festival underneath them. Sweet audience show full of power in a little rad room of goodness. Thanks for coming along madFacezz! If couldn't make it then HERE YOU GO WITH WHAT WE RECORDED OKAY! JUST Have  A LISTEN>!!! Thx to Kyle Chindley and Marcus Newman for being sweet and helping us do thing. GOOSE LORDS!!! LIVE MAGIC HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT GET THE FLAYVA!!

NUMBA 90!! GIVE US YA POWER! 

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HOT TIMES! 

Direct download: ftdh90.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:28pm EST

Sweet PEOPLE OF THE INTENRFACENETFACETIMES!! SUMFIN 4 DE DRIvv home is HOT AND READY FOR YOUR FACE HOLES! Bart and Nick are bringin you an extra sweet long episode of happy power and goodness! please enjoy the cosmic choir of power that they have woven. BLESS THE SHOCK FIX!!!

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LUV U MISS U BYE!!! XOXoxoxoXOXOXO

Direct download: ftdh89.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:12pm EST

yeah yeah yeah!! ALL THE LADIES IN THE CLUB! QUICKLY GO TO ALDI AND GET SOME GREAT FOOD FOR A DINNER WITH YOUR UNCLE! YEAH Yeah yeah YEAH!!! ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DO DANCE GET YOUR LEGS IN THE MOVE. YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!!

THanks for the mad love and magic finger times!! NECROMANCER DANCER FANCY! 

Come to Nick and Bart's shows!!! They are excellent! MELBINN COMEDY FESTIVALZZzz! 

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sweet lordy! THERE IS MORE LINKAGE

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Direct download: ftdh88.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:07am EST

YEEAAH SUPER LORDS! FANCY REDHILL MAGIC TIMES! THis cafe we are in was once my most powerful food shrine. NOW IT IS THE POD DOG HAPPY TOWN! 

COme to our shows in Melbourne if you are about. 

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Happy claws. 

Direct download: ftdh87.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:10pm EST

YEAH GUYSZ! This is brought to you by iphone wifi power in an airport! WE ARE SPYIES IF THE FUTURE DUDES! JUST GET INTO IT! Late night old stang tang power fist! Bless the fruits of wizards

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Get us up in Brisbane this week. STay fresh cunzzz. 

luv u miss u

xx

Direct download: ftdh86.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 2:47am EST

SWEET LORDS! Get your sound magic right in the tunnels of mystery. Youse all noe by now what the code words are. JUST Shout them at your love ham. OR Give a dollar to the underworld. THEY NEED IT 

Come to our shows hey! We need some help with the comedy faces. YOUR REWARD IS A KINGDOM OF salmons. 

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Direct download: ftdh85.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:13pm EST

SAUCE OF The drAGON PENIS! 

FEEL THE GREEK POWER OF MAGIC! 

LOVE YOU GUYS! 

COME TO OUR shOWs

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Direct download: ftdh84.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 12:27pm EST

DUDES THIS IS REAL AND FAST! DUDES!! THIS IS A HEART SONG TO STOP THE WHALES FROM BEING SOO SAD AND To SAVE ALL THE FORESTS! 

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GIVE US SOME DOLLAR! COME TO OUR SHOWS!!! WOoooo

Direct download: ftdh83.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 5:07am EST

Yeah SWEET BIRD LOVERS! YOUSE LIKE SOUND! YOUSE LIKE INFORMATIONS! YOUSE LIKE POWER!??! YOUSE ARE NOT THE POPE! YOUSE ARE NOT SECReT SOUNDS! YOUSE ARE GREASE MASTER! 

Feel happy comfortable and free with new maxiblast podbeasts! Brought to you by SUMTHIN 4 DRIV hOMO! 

LOVE YOUSE CUNZZzzZZzzz

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Buy tickets to our upcoming shows! 

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hot dogs! 

Direct download: ftdh82.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:37am EST

Yah yeah yeah yeah feel the beat in your shoes! yeah yeah yeah feel the sound in your feet. AHHH Sweet holy otter of gold. Fill me with your joy tube. FILL ME WITH YOUR LORDY SPIRIT! 

The new podSANGO is out! Feel its power ham magic. It is a part 2 from epi 80 lol! We did them back to back. YEAH WE DID IT> NO BODY TELLS US ABOUT SCIENCE! 

Bless the horse undercarriage. 

LOVE YOU ALL 
NICKY COD.  

Direct download: ftdh81.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 1:31am EST

yeeah sweet pants mega lords! NNICK AND BARTLZ AREW BACK! Get into the fun sharing magic! Have the happy pants of joy. Jazz it up. Feel the happiness of jib jib. THIS IS PART ONE OF ANOTHER PART OF A THING THAT IS NOT ALL HERE AT THE MOEMNT COZ OF THE WORLD BEING CRZY

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Direct download: ftdh80.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 11:11pm EST

GET THE NEWIE UP YA YA YA YAYAYAY GET YA TIME PWOER UP YA! HOT HOT HOT HOT! SPACE IS JUST A BIG MAGIC LAND BROS AND LADY BROS! 

Girl I don't need you, but chu need me
Take it off, let if flop, shake it freely
And I don't tell stories, I let em tell theyself
And you aint gotta sell sex, girl, it sells itself, Like nothing else
Yeah I'm a country boy, but that big city bottom fill me up with joy
Aint life grand (life's grand) livin up daddy
Here go da whisper song, baby this is us ready?
Put it on me enthusiastically, what ever it is that chu do, you do it admirably
And I aint choose it, that thang chose me
Its bubba and ying yang, all the way in this thang
YO!

Direct download: ftdh79.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 9:34am EST

YYEEAAAAHHHH LIVE IN THE LIGHT OF FINT! 

Direct download: ftdh78bonus.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 3:36am EST

HEY GUYS THIS IS A LIVE EPISODE ON A BUS ON THE DRIVE HOME FROM A Sweet Live ILOVEGGletters podCAst with Steele SAUSNDRESZ! THE BANANA PROPHET! Please listen to this with the upmost respect for the sweet Sunking and the lord of cakes. Also we acknowledge the traditional owners of teh land. THE DINOSAURS! 

I have read in some literature recently that Jesus's wang was also nailed to the cross. I am just wondering if that is true, and if they chose to omit that fact from the bible because of the graphic nature which would be disturbing for kids. I want to be able to tell my kids the whole story about our saviour, regardless of censorship as it is inspiring ( and quiet frankly more inspiring if his willy was nailed to the cross) 

P.s i couldnt find anything on google

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Direct download: ftdh78.mp3
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 10:39pm EST

GOOOOOOOOD NEW YEAR HAPPY FACES! WE HERE AT SOMETHING AT THE DRIVE HOMMO WISH YOU MANY GIFTS AND POWER UPON YOUR PEOPLEZ. 

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Bless your legs. 

Direct download: ftdh77.m4a
Category:Comedy -- posted at: 8:35am EST

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